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qq经典搞笑自动回复（QQ classic funny automatic reply）

2008 QQ classic funny automatic reply

38. hello. I'm going to kill a few people and come back soon

39. I go to the mountain and Montenegro 's old research to eat

something, something back

40. Don'

41. you finally come, I've been looking for you for N years.

What's going to Mars? I'm going to Pluto now, and I'm going to

tell you something, don't go away

42. the subscriber you are calling has not been installed yet.

43. the person you are calling is not available now. When you

hear the hard disk "click", please leave a message to the mouse.

44. the master is absent. Where did it go? Just don't

tell you! Hold on to the computer power if you really want to

45. the user has no response. The possible user is busy. Please

try again later. Or return by Ctrl+Alt+Del

46. the subscriber you call is no longer in

Maybe the network doesn' Want to solve this kind of

problem?... Please force your head to To

ensure the

47.``` I am dead ` ` ` ` ` ` paper.

48., the machine has been tuned into shock, please speak

carefully, my machine shock, see I flat you do not!

49. "the tone of the big points, can not see"

50. this person has been missing for several days. Call for

summoning if urgent. Summon: sunflower book fifth.

Hello. I'm going to kill a couple of people and come back soon

I go to the mountain and Montenegro 's old research to eat

something, something back

Don'

You're here at last. I've been looking for you for N years. What

have you been doing on Mars? I'm going to Pluto now, and I'm

going to tell you something, don't go away

The subscriber you are calling has not been installed yet.

The person you are calling is not here now. When you hear the

hard disk "click", please leave a message to the mouse. Thank

The master is absent. Where did it go? Just don't

tell you! Hold on to the computer power if you really want to

Message after

The user has not responded. The possible user is busy. Please

try again later. Or return by Ctrl+Alt+Del

In suicide, say

D? D, please call me when you're looking for me!

D? D, you're connecting to the wolf's refrigerator. Please

disconnect after you put in the food. Thank you for your

cooperation.

D?? D I'm under 331, distracted the pants lost last time. It's

going to be nude this time! I don't want anybody to see it. When

it's done, it's back to you.

1. Didi, here is the automatic response, MM please send again,

I will contact you; JJ please send again two times, I will

contact you; GG, DD do not send again, because the hair also

do not contact you!

2. Tencent server system crashes. Please try again later!

3. the computer is processing your information. Please wait a

moment. Please restart the computer if there is no response for

a long time!

Hello, now I'm playing a game called CS (or other). Please press

RESET button on the computer, leave a message after "beep",

thank you

You have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will

be saved as a record. You can ask the proxy server, if you can't

afford the network, will assign one for you.

The OICQ you are using is an unregistered version. You can

continue to use this software, but will shield sending SMS

messages. Support domestic software, please register new

version!

Come back immediately after the commercials!

Don't peek at WC ~!

Ah ~ ah ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~!

I am in detail please read the following terms: 1. friends

before under 18 years of age please chat with me under the

guidance of their parents; 2. chat. Don't assume non

professional obligation to take the initiative to say hello;

3. to I ask and you answer. I do not reply in the case please

stop all information

The subscriber you are calling is being sorted out, please call

again later

This person is being wanted by Interpol worldwide. If you have

this person's information, please call the local alarm number

120,

Please say the following secret language to the phone: "I'm not

mad, I'm not mad, I'm not mad.". Then report your location.

Thank You for Your Cooperation。 Our professionals will protect

your safety.

Your QQ has been inserted in my virus, please continue to send

letters to me, otherwise I have leisure to start immediately!

Don't look on the sidelines in bathing!! ^_^0

Hello, OICQ is on vacation today. I'

Due to atmospheric ionospheric effects, the satellite

connection with the user has been interrupted. Please try again

later.

Sorry, because of the server, the message that you just sent

is missing. Please resend it.

1. machine owners streaking

The 2. owners have rushed out of the service area in the Shang

cat community

I was busy, sleepy and helpless, so I decided to jump off the

building

Formatting your hard disk,

Do you know what is "clang clang"? Is none other than only you

~ ~ ~

Oh ~ you can be really naughty! You see, I'm not finished, you're

here again

Hi ~ I'm not here now. If something happens, please leave a

message after the "forced" sound.

Sorry, the network is blocked. Please

If you want the host not in, please wait until "beep" sound,

pick up the

1. sorry, the subscriber you are calling is not beside the

computer. Please hit your monitor immediately until it sparks,

and I will reply to you after hearing the noise

2. hello. This is the Tencent Service Center auto reply. Does

this message indicate that your department is working? Y has

a problem. Please press Ctrl+Shift+Del

3. the subscriber you call is no longer in

Maybe the network doesn' Want to solve this kind of

problem?... Please force your head to To

ensure the

I'm in position: WC, posture: squat face: twitch state:

Note: users using Tencent mobile QQ may not be able to get your

message immediately.

I went to dinner, if you are handsome, please contact me, if

you are Even if

you're a beauty, I have to eat first

Are you going to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me?

Are you sure you want to say something? Do you have to say

something? So you say, this is automatic reply, I can't see it

anyway

Hello, I'm XXX's automatic response. Now he's not talking to

me, and I'll just take a few words

Recently busy debt collection! If you pay back the money you

find me by *****************(a letter will be complex)! If you

*************************************(passwordisnotfound)!

Error 403: restarting may solve this problem. If you have any

questions, please dial 010-110110, and then please beat and

scold "silly ratio" before someone answers

After receiving the information, the Trojan is already working.

If in a minute, you're not offline, I feel shy ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

~ hehe

I'm XX's dog, XX isn't here right now. He'll be back in a minute.

If you like, I can talk to you for a while